Jesus wept.
i doubt i’m the only person on here who needs this t-shirt.
lmfao. this shirt was made for win.
Today, I saw a picture of a room that said “There are four ninja’s in this picture”. I spent at least five minutes looking for them before I realized the point of the picture. MLIA
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MyLifeIsAverage - Life Is Normal Today
sob someone reblogged this picture today and I DID THE SAME THING
(via sadrobots)
(c) me
Hello, my name is Kimberly, and my favorite amendment is the first. Feel free to execute your fifth amendment rights while I show how idiotic you are, as anything you say can and will be used against you.
Only in my darkest moments do I realize the light is blinding me.
(via tweexcore)
Caps-lock? YOU NEED TO BILLY MAYS THAT SHIT!
It’s funny to think how you see everything except what’s been in front of you from the beginning.
I had to work my ass off for a 3.8 GPA. You put forth no effort whatsoever and got a 3.2. What’s with that?
Are we human because we gaze upon the stars, or do we gaze upon the stars because we are human?
If I dream hard enough, will I see you again? And when I wake, must I lose you each time?
